Black Cabbage Blog

My mother has been constantly telling me to stop eating. I can’t stop eating. No one can. Except those anorexic people who look like walking skeletons. I mean, literally. Anyway, I love food and food loves me. When I was a child I always got pinched on the face, which is really annoying. It’s a good thing I’m a grown up now. No one pinches me on the cheek anymore, which makes me wonder if I’m still cute. A while ago my mom told me something about a friend of hers who is a surgeon. He specializes in lap band surgery. I think I’m going to try it.